Happy China Internet Maintenance Day!

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中国网站维护日快乐!

Truly, my new favorite Chinese holiday. The traditional way of celebrating offline involves umbrellas. It’s as if they’ve been watching Simpsons reruns in ZNH. And they’ve probably seen it in the dorms of Beida, or the equivalent, but it just doesn’t pack that same wallop it does for the overseas chattering dissident class, it seems.

Still, taking away Twitter?Curtailing my ability, as one friend described, to find out instantaneously how many loads of laundry a former high school classmate just successfully washed? Fuck. That. Shit.

  • http://everymanscritic.blogspot.com Chinamatt

    Makes you wonder how they’ll ever top this year’s celebration.

  • http://bibliodyssey.blogspot.com/ peacay

    I wish you’d come back

  • http://intouch-quality.com James Guzzo

    I swear, China never ceases to amaze me. Or make me laugh hysterically. XKCD is awesome!